1 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,540 How you doing, brother? 2 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,043 Never better. 3 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:23,185 Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave? 4 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:26,021 No, we got the swaddle down. Thank you. 5 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,439 Care to hold your grandson? 6 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:32,569 Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing. 7 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:34,863 When do I get my stitches out? 8 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:36,532 They'll dissolve in about a week. 9 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:40,827 And it'll eventually be, like, normal again? 10 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:44,039 No. Never. No matter how many Kegels. 11 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:03,767 Can you believe this? I'm going home with a baby. 12 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,144 Going home with Brody. 13 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,313 Bodhi. Bodhi. 14 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:10,357 B-O-D-H-I. 15 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,067 - Bodhi? Oh, I thought it was… - Bodhi. 16 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,569 Sorry, I thought it was Brody. 17 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:18,073 It's kinda crazy they just let you leave with him. 18 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,908 - Yeah. - Newborn human being. 19 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,326 No instruction manual. 20 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:24,663 No, you'll be surprised how natural it'll all come to you. 21 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,124 Did it for you when you had me? 22 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,710 Yeah, like riding a bike. 23 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,550 Last night I had this super vivid dream 24 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,219 that Dad was there while I was giving birth. 25 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,184 Well, he wasn't there, noodle. 26 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,124 I'll check in right after my shift. 27 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,337 You're really just gonna leave me alone with him? 28 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,506 You'll be fine. 29 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,302 You got this. 30 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,076 You got this. 31 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,036 Okay. 32 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,921 Hi! Hi, Bodhi. 33 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,340 He's so cute. 34 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,717 - So cute. - So cute. So… 35 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,553 He's so tiny. 36 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,096 - Hi. - Oh, my God. 37 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,473 - He's the most beautiful thing! - So precious. 38 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,725 Oh, what a miracle. 39 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,102 Miracle. 40 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,982 - He's just… He's so-- - Handsome. 41 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,316 Handsome. Exactly. 42 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,569 - And adorable. - And adorable. 43 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:21,822 He's probably hungry. 44 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,575 I read that babies eat every two hours. 45 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,868 I so wish I could. 46 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,662 I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock? 47 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,247 Hey, you know the baby can hear you? 48 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,624 And every time you speak, you're making him weirder. 49 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:36,795 Okay. 50 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:39,506 Okay. 51 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,801 I'll take it. 52 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:49,141 You look ready. Okay. 53 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,522 Okay. 54 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,293 Maybe there's something wrong with him. 55 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,544 There's nothing wrong with him. 56 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:19,505 How can you just automatically know that? 57 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:22,424 Because I'm a doctor. I'm a pediatrician. I examined your child. 58 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,468 There's nothing wrong with him. He has colic. 59 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:46,365 Are you hungry? 60 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,618 Do some squats as you're holding him. 61 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,787 - I'm sorry, what? - It can help with the colic. 62 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,414 Just deep knee squats, up and down, up and down. 63 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:55,749 Just do it while we're talking. 64 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,853 Gotta get as much of it as I can with the diaper. 65 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,689 Kinda lift his cheeks up just to make sure that I got it all-- 66 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:21,900 Are you okay? 67 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:23,402 Are you all right? 68 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:25,529 I'm great. 69 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:44,047 Oh, my God! Baby Bodhi! 70 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,135 He's just perfect. 71 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,888 I don't know what else to say. He's perfect. 72 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,055 I know. 73 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:54,975 Can't even remember life without him. 74 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,062 And you're feeling okay? 75 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:05,319 Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly. 76 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:10,532 The stitches dissolved from my episiotomy, so I no longer have to ice my crotch. 77 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,117 So, that's nice. 78 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:15,829 And I got a little something going with mood swings, 79 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:21,084 which could either be postpartum or self-awareness. 80 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,045 Self-awareness of what? 81 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:27,633 That I'm terrible at this. 82 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:30,802 Margo. 83 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:32,513 I am. 84 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:41,020 I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know? 85 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:46,318 They all just harp on the "joy" and the "miracle" and "wonderful" and… 86 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:51,156 You know, which… and it is, it totally is. 87 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,825 But-- 88 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,370 But what? 89 00:08:57,371 --> 00:09:03,210 But, I mean, he just re-refuses… refuses to get a good latch. 90 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:07,631 My nipples are so sore. 91 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:11,552 And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples. 92 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:15,180 They're like, more like-like-like squeezed toothpaste tubes. 93 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:18,684 And my areola is all white and… 94 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,104 and pinched. 95 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:26,024 And, I mean, he's probably cutting off my blood supply, so… 96 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:30,279 And he just spits them out 97 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:34,157 with such vicious contempt. 98 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,870 And he makes this awful clicking noise, it's like… 99 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:48,297 I'm sorry, but that fucking little thing won't shut up. 100 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,008 I mean, the lease prohibits us from getting a dog. 101 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,177 But having a screaming baby? 102 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,304 I think we need to extend a little more patience. 103 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,597 Oh, please. 104 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,307 Maybe she could've practiced a little more patience 105 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,392 before screwing her lit professor. 106 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,358 It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life 107 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:11,195 regard her as an unrelatable space alien. 108 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,032 And why shouldn't they? 109 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,534 She made the world's dumbest decision. 110 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:24,041 Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day. 111 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,169 As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down 112 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,421 are a superpowered tit ooze 113 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:33,008 meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby. 114 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,261 What will the apex of his cuteness be? 115 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:39,973 The jury is out. 116 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,070 James. 117 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:56,198 Hey, so we've gone over your aftercare and so forth. 118 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:59,117 Your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments. 119 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,369 Over and over. 120 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:04,790 So, big, big reminder 121 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:08,043 on the importance of routine and support groups. 122 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,461 I can't overstate that. 123 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:15,801 And I know you've been told that once all the "kudos" and "attaboys" fade, 124 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,554 it's… the quiet that you gotta watch out for. 125 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:19,888 Yeah. 126 00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:21,515 You got somebody picking you up? 127 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,059 Uber. You have Uber in New Mexico? 128 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:25,769 Yeah. 129 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,608 Everything good? 130 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,778 A little development. 131 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,239 Like a… a bump development? 132 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,992 Something you need to see a counselor over? 133 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,664 No. No. 134 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,460 Fuck. 135 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,717 Teaching your baby to breastfeed can be tricky. 136 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,136 But these strategies can help. 137 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,139 Hold your baby, tummy to tummy… 138 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,474 - Okay, honey. You got it. - …while you hold the teat back. 139 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,685 - You're looking for their lips… - You got it. 140 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,270 - …to turn outward like a fish. - You got it. 141 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,356 - Ensure that the teat will latch… - Fuck! 142 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:13,942 Keep it down in there! 143 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,446 Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would? 144 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,616 What do you want me to do? 145 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,659 Go outside? 146 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,745 Fuck you! 147 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,166 I don't know why you think this is acceptable! 148 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,834 I have a midterm in biochem 149 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:34,588 and I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost me! 150 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,548 You will never get it! So, if you can't make it shut up, 151 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:38,175 can you take him outside? 152 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,177 - Outside? - Hey, come on, guys! 153 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:44,723 It is 2:00 a.m. and you want me to take my one-month baby outside? 154 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:48,727 It's not all about you or your baby. Are you that clueless? 155 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,438 - Hey! - I am not clueless! 156 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:55,984 I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy! 157 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,862 That is your baby! Your responsibility! 158 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,782 My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam! 159 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,243 Okay! Yeah. I'll leave! 160 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,871 That's what you want? I will leave! 161 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:14,878 You happy now? 162 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,840 Yes, because now I'll be able to sleep! 163 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,485 Hi. 164 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,821 Hey, Mom. 165 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:23,906 What's the matter? 166 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,700 No, nothing's the matter. Everything's fine. 167 00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:29,077 What's the matter? 168 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,583 I don't think I'm gonna make it. 169 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,002 Don't be ridiculous. 170 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,088 You're a mother. Mother's make it. You got this. 171 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:43,342 Why does everybody say that? "You got this"? 172 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,010 Because you don't have a choice. 173 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,390 I need to go back to work to make some money. 174 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:54,478 Which means I need a babysitter. Which I can't afford. 175 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,609 Don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask. 176 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,320 Mom? 177 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,475 Thirty minutes while we change drivers. 178 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,654 Fuck. 179 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:06,967 Hey, Jinx. 180 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,512 Hey. 181 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,264 What's up? 182 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,141 All right. 183 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,187 How you know Boomer? 184 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,689 Oh, I… He… No, he knows me. 185 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,191 I used to wrestle, so… 186 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,319 I never could get into that stuff. 187 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,070 It's kinda stupid. 188 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,032 - No offense. - No, none taken. 189 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,450 It's a bad job. Don't do it. 190 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,910 Okay. 191 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,041 Hey, so, is that his KZ sitting out there? That beautiful old beast? 192 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,086 Well, it looks nicer than riding the Greyhound. 193 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,422 You headed home? 194 00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:48,509 Yeah. I got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey. 195 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,427 Got some things to sort. 196 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:56,642 Well, must be nice for them. Having a famous parent and all. 197 00:16:56,725 --> 00:17:00,395 Oh, yeah, yeah. It is a very special sort of relationship. 198 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,095 Hey, bus is leaving, hotshot. 199 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,763 Thank you. Thank you very kindly. 200 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,326 Hey, excuse me, sir… 201 00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:01,039 I've got a championship belt in here, could use a good home. 202 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,374 I could autograph it for ya, 203 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,042 could take a photo in case you wanna resell. 204 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,837 But I gotta walk out that door in exactly ten seconds. 205 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,798 How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx? 206 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,634 What? 207 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,163 Baby. 208 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,081 I keep trying to tell you he's-- 209 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:44,917 He doesn't like me! 210 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,627 It's just the colic, not you. 211 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,296 Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid? 212 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,008 See? You see? 213 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,427 He's just picking up on your tension. 214 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:57,930 He does it with me too. 215 00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:01,475 There you go. There you go. 216 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,686 There you go. 217 00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:09,358 So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry. 218 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,694 Yeah. Be good for grandma. 219 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,155 No, you have to put those in the fridge. 220 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,742 It just seems so skeevy handling your milk. 221 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,827 You didn't breastfeed me, did you? 222 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:21,912 I tried. 223 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,998 Was it the implants? Huh? 224 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:29,878 No, I got some kind of infection. 225 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:31,380 Have you talked to Dad? 226 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:32,923 Why would I? 227 00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:36,301 Well, I haven't. Not that I do, I just would've thought… 228 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,721 I'm getting a bad feeling like maybe something happened to him. 229 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:43,225 - What if he's dead? - God. He's not dead. 230 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,768 He's just wherever the fuck. 231 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,648 Oh, hey, you got something there. 232 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,483 Stop. 233 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:55,779 Kenny wants to… meet you. 234 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:59,324 - I've already met him. - No, only in passing and you know, he… 235 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:03,829 He, like, wants to meet you and get to know you, and… 236 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:04,913 Why? 237 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:06,498 I don't know. 238 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,252 What? Like a formal interview process? 239 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,004 Could be. 240 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,965 Mom. You wouldn't actually marry him, would you? 241 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,967 You bet your ass I would. 242 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,468 What? Why? 243 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:24,016 Because he's… everything I'm not. 244 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,268 Well, he's also cheap. 245 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:29,479 You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 dollars a month on face cream? 246 00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:31,815 He doesn't have to know about the face cream. 247 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,484 Do you love him? 248 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,946 - I do. - Liar. 249 00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:39,948 I do! 250 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:41,867 And I admire him. 251 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,619 Mom, he's hardly your type. 252 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,747 Yeah, well… I am finished waiting for my type. 253 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,207 I don't even want my type. 254 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,792 My type is the worst possible thing for me. 255 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:54,129 So… when are you free? 256 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,840 And you'll need to get a babysitter that's not me, 257 00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,759 and we'll go to dinner. 258 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,886 Can't I just bring Bodhi? 259 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,350 Oh, my fucking God. 260 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,852 You haven't told him about the baby. 261 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:14,149 Okay, no. No. I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom! 262 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:15,817 I knew you were gonna be this way. 263 00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:19,571 I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby. 264 00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:21,490 Unbelievable! 265 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,119 Unbelievable yourself! 266 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,191 Here you go. 267 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:03,740 Nice to see you. 268 00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,248 Margo, order's up! 269 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,375 You're the best, baby. 270 00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:25,929 Hey, you have a visitor. Outside. 271 00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:36,106 Mom. 272 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,775 I can't. He won't stop crying, 273 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:40,485 - and I just… I just can't. - What the fuck? 274 00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:44,239 - So, you brought him here? - I tried calling, you wouldn't pick up. 275 00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:45,407 Oh, my God. 276 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:49,161 I'm not meant to be a grandmother. Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother. 277 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,746 Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. 278 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,372 Mom, it's okay. 279 00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,041 No, it is not okay. 280 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,502 Don't you think I know that? Even he knows that. 281 00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,922 I wish I could be a better person, but I'm not! 282 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:04,426 And his crying nonstop, that is exactly what he is trying to say. 283 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:08,597 And I will not be judged. Not by him or anyone else. 284 00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,184 Look at him. Look at him. 285 00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:15,687 He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him, 286 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:18,190 just to make me feel worse about myself. 287 00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:20,943 Mom, it'll be okay. 288 00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:36,959 Oh, God. 289 00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:44,842 I am an awful grandmother. 290 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:46,927 You're not. 291 00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:50,347 Oh, stop being nice. You're being mercy-nice. 292 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,849 I will not be pitied. 293 00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:58,438 I'm just terrible at everything, except being pretty. 294 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:02,401 And you excel at that. Brilliantly. 295 00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,997 I'm sorry I called him a fucker. 296 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,750 You think he looks like me? 297 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,643 - I love you, noodle. - Love you. 298 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:43,817 Well, this is probably something you don't wanna hear under the circumstances, but… 299 00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:45,444 But what? 300 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:48,530 Okay, you're fired. 301 00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:53,035 - What? - I need someone I can count on. 302 00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,620 I'll solve the childcare thing. 303 00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:57,247 - You won't. - I won't? 304 00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,875 Honey, this is your life. 305 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:03,420 Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it. 306 00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:06,381 We survive because of dedicated employees-- 307 00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:07,799 I need a job, Tess. 308 00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:10,677 And you're my friend. 309 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:14,306 Yeah, and it's as your friend that I'm saying no. 310 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:17,100 I mean, people work remotely from home all the time. 311 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,770 Especially writers. 312 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,301 What's up? 313 00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:55,639 Nothing's wrong. 314 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:58,559 In fact, it's a positive development. 315 00:25:58,642 --> 00:25:59,726 Of sorts. 316 00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:02,938 Oh, we wanted to let you know, we found our own place. 317 00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:05,774 So, we'll be moving out in a week. 318 00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,443 Just wanted to give you a heads up, so you could find new roommates. 319 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:10,696 Are you kidding me? 320 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:13,407 Did you know about this? 321 00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:14,825 I just found out. 322 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:19,538 A little notice might have been nice. 323 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:20,998 It came up pretty quickly. 324 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:25,961 And of course, we can still be friends and all of that and… 325 00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:28,380 Okay. 326 00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:46,523 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 327 00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:51,153 They say it's not about how you fall, but how you get back up. 328 00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:55,949 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 329 00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:57,034 Bullshit. 330 00:26:57,910 --> 00:27:00,162 It's not just about popping back up. 331 00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:05,417 It's about beating the shit outta whoever knocked you down! 332 00:27:07,336 --> 00:27:08,754 That's what character is! 333 00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:11,048 You bash the other guy's guts out. 334 00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:13,717 You turn him into goo. 335 00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:41,662 Professor. 336 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,289 Come in. 337 00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:53,215 Mark, meet Bodhi. 338 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,093 Bodhi, meet Mark. 339 00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:58,178 Well, this has become very real. 340 00:27:58,762 --> 00:28:01,765 Oh, he's super real. 341 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:07,187 Though I would imagine far less interesting than if he were fictional. 342 00:28:15,654 --> 00:28:16,822 Hello, little guy. 343 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:23,328 Wow, Margo, he's really beautiful, isn't he? 344 00:28:25,831 --> 00:28:27,666 I cannot afford a babysitter. 345 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:32,796 Not being able to afford a babysitter makes it difficult to work. 346 00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,215 Hence, I lost my job. 347 00:28:35,924 --> 00:28:38,969 Two of my roommates just moved out, so my portion of the rent 348 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:42,389 has now increased by over a thousand dollars per month. 349 00:28:43,348 --> 00:28:47,853 I would rather snorkel in my own vomit than come to you begging for money, 350 00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:51,064 so instead I've come to demand it. 351 00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:54,109 I need $3,000. 352 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,070 You're going to give it to me. 353 00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:00,782 Do you think I'm that liquid? 354 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:09,416 You will give me $3,000. 355 00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:31,188 What did he say? 356 00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:33,440 I just left before he could respond. 357 00:29:33,524 --> 00:29:34,525 No. 358 00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:36,527 I just… I don't know, 359 00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:39,488 I started to feel sorry for him and, you know, 360 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:42,324 I could see his face start to contort and I didn't wanna soften, 361 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:44,493 and him to try to negotiate me down. 362 00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:46,411 I must say, I'm impressed. 363 00:29:46,495 --> 00:29:48,372 And where's Bodhi? I thought you were bringing him. 364 00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:49,540 Susie's watching him. 365 00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:52,709 So there, progress on the babysitting front too. 366 00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:55,128 - Listen. What are you wearing? - Progress all around. 367 00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:58,465 - Very nice. Okay. - Thank you. Okay. 368 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:04,555 Oh, my God. Just looking at the menu, my mouth is flooding with saliva. 369 00:30:05,055 --> 00:30:06,306 Are we getting appetizers? 370 00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:09,434 - Well… - The thing about nursing, 371 00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:11,395 I'm constantly starved. 372 00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:14,398 Margo, I want you know to know this meal is my treat. 373 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:19,194 And you're free to order whatever you like, no expense spared. 374 00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:20,696 We don't need an appetizer. 375 00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:21,822 Well, maybe you don't. 376 00:30:21,905 --> 00:30:23,866 You're about to order a margarita the size of your head. 377 00:30:24,449 --> 00:30:25,450 But I need one. 378 00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:27,744 You know I don't drink. 379 00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:37,212 - Susan? - No. 380 00:30:37,296 --> 00:30:39,047 Maybe it's the pediatrician's office. 381 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:40,674 Just hold on. 382 00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:42,843 Order me nachos. 383 00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:46,013 Hello? 384 00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:48,056 - Is this Margo Millet? - Speaking. 385 00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:49,516 Elizabeth Gable calling. 386 00:30:50,726 --> 00:30:51,727 Elizabeth? 387 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,145 Gable. As in the mother. 388 00:30:53,228 --> 00:30:54,229 His. 389 00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:57,065 Hello. 390 00:30:57,149 --> 00:31:00,485 I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands. 391 00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:03,197 What do you mean a meeting? 392 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:07,075 A meeting, where two or more people get together 393 00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:08,619 by chance or arrangement. 394 00:31:09,661 --> 00:31:13,165 Mark has given me your contacts. I will email you an address. 395 00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:14,958 Is this a joke? 396 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,043 A joke? 397 00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:19,213 You find extortion funny? I don't. 398 00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:22,299 I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow. 399 00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:23,592 It would be best. 400 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:28,931 You okay? 401 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:30,557 I'm fine. 402 00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:32,476 You don't look fine. 403 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:33,852 Well, I am. 404 00:31:34,645 --> 00:31:38,398 So, Mom says you're a big deal in the church. 405 00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:41,860 Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director. 406 00:31:41,944 --> 00:31:43,111 That's really cool. 407 00:31:43,195 --> 00:31:48,200 They have really good programs like plays and stuff. 408 00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:49,368 Yeah… 409 00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:52,079 - They even put on… - Rent. 410 00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:53,038 - Rent. - Rent. 411 00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:55,958 Yeah, we're much more liberal than we're given credit for. 412 00:31:57,125 --> 00:32:01,088 Which is why it was so silly for Shyanne to think that I would judge you 413 00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:02,840 for having a baby out of wedlock. 414 00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:07,469 You know, most people these days, 415 00:32:07,553 --> 00:32:12,307 they just don't wanna accept any consequences for, you know, their actions. 416 00:32:12,391 --> 00:32:15,769 A lot of girls in your situation they would have cried rape. 417 00:32:16,645 --> 00:32:19,606 They would've… you know, said, "Well, he was my professor. 418 00:32:19,690 --> 00:32:22,025 He should've done this or he shouldn't have done that." 419 00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:25,988 And… My point is that we're all fallen creatures. 420 00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:30,951 The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost. 421 00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:37,499 - Right. - Yeah? 422 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,669 See? I told you we would get along. 423 00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:45,007 Which is actually why I wanted to ask you to this dinner, 424 00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:47,634 tonight… 425 00:32:48,886 --> 00:32:51,930 I'd like to ask for your blessing, Margo. 426 00:32:52,931 --> 00:32:55,684 I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage. 427 00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:00,522 Yeah. 428 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,027 So, we have… So we have your blessing? 429 00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:09,489 - Yeah. Of course. - Yeah? Okay. 430 00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:14,369 Oh, wow! 431 00:33:14,453 --> 00:33:15,454 What? 432 00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:16,538 Shyanne. 433 00:33:18,081 --> 00:33:21,668 You are the most beautiful wo… beautiful woman I have ever met. 434 00:33:21,752 --> 00:33:23,587 Yes! Yes! I say yes! 435 00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,506 You gotta let me finish. 436 00:33:28,091 --> 00:33:33,096 I would be honored if I could be the boring to your beautiful, 437 00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:37,893 the strong to your delicate, 438 00:33:38,477 --> 00:33:40,145 the serious to your silly. 439 00:33:40,896 --> 00:33:43,065 Shyanne, will you be my wife? 440 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:45,484 Yes. 441 00:33:46,777 --> 00:33:47,778 Okay. 442 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:49,821 Okay. 443 00:33:49,905 --> 00:33:50,989 Hey, everyone. 444 00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:52,950 Let's give a big Applebee's cheer to the happy couple! 445 00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:07,381 It was actually quite beautiful. 446 00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,216 And romantic. 447 00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:11,927 Maybe it's even possible she really loves him. 448 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:14,012 That's very affirming. 449 00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:16,764 I always find it so moving when love works out in real life, 450 00:34:16,849 --> 00:34:19,601 as opposed to just books and movies. 451 00:34:19,685 --> 00:34:20,686 Yeah. 452 00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:25,232 Is that cabbage really working? 453 00:34:25,315 --> 00:34:27,943 I think so. It's supposed to help with inflammation. 454 00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:32,531 And I gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow 455 00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:33,782 to meet Mark's mom. 456 00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:35,158 Yikes. 457 00:34:35,242 --> 00:34:37,077 Yeah. Yikes indeed. 458 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,251 What? 459 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:48,714 Look, I've never brought you into this part of my life, 460 00:34:48,797 --> 00:34:51,884 but now the girls are gone, I feel comfortable saying that… 461 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,303 I'm into cosplay. 462 00:34:54,887 --> 00:34:56,054 Very into it. 463 00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:57,848 I'm a cosplayer. 464 00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:01,685 Yeah, I figured. 465 00:35:02,227 --> 00:35:03,604 Anyway, 466 00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:07,983 if you ever wanna model some looks, I think you'd be a natural. 467 00:35:09,193 --> 00:35:12,738 Oh, okay. Thank you. 468 00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:14,323 Just think about it. 469 00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:17,242 I will. I promise. 470 00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:32,090 God, at this hour? 471 00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:33,800 What now? 472 00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:38,013 Like, seriously, what the fuck now? 473 00:35:48,941 --> 00:35:49,942 Dad. 474 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:52,861 Hey, baby. 475 00:35:55,906 --> 00:35:57,407 Thought you might be dead.